Driving home from work today (and trying to stay ahead of the freaking ice storm that inspired an early office closing), I saw the following bumper sticker:

DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH
HE'S MARRIED

Since it is well-established that Mrs. Havoc cleans out his wallet on a regular basis, leaving him standing at the convenience-store cash register unable to pay for so much as a Mountain Dew Code Red, I couldn't help but think he'd relocated to my neck of the woods. Then I remembered that we have no locker factories in the area and concluded that it must be just a kindred spirit.


EDIT: Ryan, go back to the comments on the previous entry. The last one contains a gift for you.